H.N.Y. Addendum - a Tailpiece

'Appy New Year Zizz.
Thank you Clive.
I wuz flattered you included me on yer list. That wuz a first.
You know what they say Clive, 'bad publicity is better than no publicity'. Some people have made a living from it.
'Ere Zizz, why ain't you put in a profile yet?
Well, simply because I don't think earthlings are ready to accept they have an alien living amongst them, let alone actually know how many from my planet, Zog are here. It's okay for my close friends to know, but if this were to leak out......the press for example......well all sorts of unpleasant things could happen.
Yeah I sees what yer mean, like, if they knew there wuz fowsands ov Zoggites like you wand'in' around they might get to worry.
'War of the Worlds' all over again.
But yer cud get famous. Be on talk shows...that Letterman geez, an' Jay Leno. Wot about Jonnerfun Ross, 'e's gud. You cud show em yer tail as proof.
Well as I have spoken about on numerous occasions, what can be proven. When I metamorphasised into humanoid form, I took on almost all the physical components of an earthling. The only way it could be substantiated that I was not as others is by technology not available on this planet.
Yeah I read the report you sent back to the Elders, 'bout, 'cause yer bones is made ov a compound not found on Erf, the atmosphere 'ere is causin' yer body to disintigrate, an this is why you is now fallin' apart.
Not exactly my words, but sums the situation up fairly well.
Well I finks yer should at least show the peoples wot yer look like, and yer 'ome.

Very well.
OK, this is Zog, seen from the asteroid Sekkus, with our sun in the distance.
You will also note the second image. Virsh 2. This is a virtual reality existance where everything that is no longer required on the primary planet is sent - old tecnology, accumalated waste of all sorts, felons, antagonists, substandards.
It's a penal colony and rubbish dump. It is a perfect system and means the homeland remains pollutant free. The inhabitants can enjoy a perfect life, and the minimal taxes that are imposed are used for the benefit of the world. Not to harbour the multiple dross of society.
I can sees 'ow that would work.

And this is me. Not quite what humans would be expected to understand, but we do not need to display a body. Through the eyes, everything can be seen, or be read.
Nice to see you 'as a bit ov colour in yer cheeks at last. You 'as been lookin' a bit pasty recently.

So you see Clive, I don't really need to post a profile. If Earthlings are sufficiently perceptive as to be able to read my mind through this image, then they will understand.

Zingus Bammer Zwickin. That Happy New Year in Zog.