I call it VIEWS FROM A CHAIR as I do a lot of sitting, mainly because I am confined to a wheelchair, so life does take on a different view. Fortunately I have my computer, the Internet, an extensive music library, a fully functioning brain, and many friends, so life isn't too bad. One of my passions is the English language. Many examples of its eccentricities will be found in this Blog. My view is also across the sunny Mediterranean Sea to the African coastline. Sorry UK. You cannot compete.
My PC clock says it is a couple of minutes before the New Year. We had our party earlier, and the others have gone to the beach now to join in with the celebrations down there. The fireworks should start any second - yep, there they go. Here's your greeting from me.
I suppose I had better put one of these in, just in case someone gets the hump about something.
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