I call it VIEWS FROM A CHAIR as I do a lot of sitting, mainly because I am confined to a wheelchair, so life does take on a different view. Fortunately I have my computer, the Internet, an extensive music library, a fully functioning brain, and many friends, so life isn't too bad. One of my passions is the English language. Many examples of its eccentricities will be found in this Blog. My view is also across the sunny Mediterranean Sea to the African coastline. Sorry UK. You cannot compete.
I came across some really good animation the other day that I think is well worth seeing. There are two vids to watch. The animator, Alan Becker is a craftsman at his trade, and the success of his first short story obviously spurred him on to create another.
The palm pilot has nothing to do with it, but it is 'cute'.
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I suppose I had better put one of these in, just in case someone gets the hump about something.
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